Conspiracy Trap Relaxed Tee
Step into the truth trap with style. This Conspiracy Trap tee lays it out plain: that rabbit hole wasn’t enlightenment, it was a mousetrap baited with a YouTube link and a smug “do your own research.”
Featuring bold vintage graphics on a premium soft tee, this shirt is perfect for skeptics, debunkers, and anyone who’s ever facepalmed at someone’s “independent research” sourced from a 144p video and a Reddit thread.
- Back: The CONSPIRACY TRAP says what we’ve all screamed internally: “DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH” is just foreplay for being clickbaited into ignorance
- Front: That clean, unapologetic Unfornicated logo, because you don’t need a tinfoil hat when you’ve got receipts.
- Right Sleeve: The Unfornicated icon watching silently like a disappointed NSA agent monitoring your cousin’s 3 a.m. conspiracy binge.
This isn't just a shirt. It's a walking rebuttal. A wearable eyeroll. A cotton-coated middle finger to pseudoscience and Dunning-Kruger delusions.
Buy it. Wear it. Let the trapped do their own research—into how you just made truth look badass.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Conspiracy Trap Relaxed Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|