Redacted for Her Pleasure Fitted T-Shirt

329,08 kr SEK

Ever wonder what happens when truth meets censorship and decides to throw hands? Straight outta the FOIA vault and slapped onto your back: The Unfornicated Files t-shirt is your official uniform in the war against weaponized ignorance.

Wearing this means you’ve done the research, survived the comment section, and carry more receipts than a conspiracy theorist after an Amazon binge.

This isn’t just a design. It’s a classified middle finger to nonsense. 

  • BACK: A full-blown, faux–government redacted document with only the essentials exposed: “THE UNFORNICATED FILES DECLASSIFIED.” Because if the truth hurts, this shirt’s a war crime. Remind everyone, you came for facts. You stayed for the burns.
  • FRONT: The clean, iconic Unfornicated logo—a subtle nod that you're not here to debate feelings. You’re here to vaporize misinformation with surgical-grade sarcasm and receipts.
  • RIGHT SLEEVE: The Unfornicated icon, silently judging like a surveillance satellite locked onto your 3 a.m. conspiracy rabbit hole. Watching. Disappointed. Not surprised.

You ever walk into a room and feel like the smartest person and the biggest threat? Good. This shirt is for you.

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  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.