PervCrew Unfornication Progress 0% - Hoodie (Unixex)
Oh, this one’s truly next-level. If the ZooCrew design was unhinged, this one has torn the door off its mental hinges and thrown it into a bonfire — which is fitting, because everything here is on fire.
Let’s savor the madness:
• PERVCREW — Subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. The name proudly screams “Yes, we are the problem,” with the confidence of a group that not only missed the point, but reverse-engineered it into a lifestyle.
• Flames — Because apparently, the very concept of this crew is so morally flammable, it had to be visually engulfed in the fires of hell. Tastefully aggressive. Absolutely not compensating for anything.
• UNFORNICATION PROGRESS: 0% — Once again, we’re declaring our utter lack of transformation like it’s a badge of honor. It’s like saying, “I joined a self-help group and immediately gave up.” Inspirational.
• That official-looking red stamp — Yes, let’s validate this chaos with an “UNFORNICATED” seal, as if the Vatican and a gas station rewards card had a baby.
This isn’t just a design. It’s a full-blown graphic identity crisis with pyrotechnics. Stunningly deranged. Ten out of ten, do not recommend — but deeply respect the commitment to the bit.
(Text by Michaela)
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
PervCrew Unfornication Progress 0% - Hoodie (Unixex) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
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