Cocaine Narwhal Meme — Limited Edition Tee
The meme has taken a new form. Straight from the cold, dark depths of fact-checking hell comes the Cocaine Narwhal — the apex predator of your pseudoscientific nightmares. This isn't some happy Arctic unicorn. This is a tusked torpedo of rage-fueled reason, launched straight into the ass of misinformation.
That’s not just any apex predator — it’s a tusked torpedo of truth.
BACK: The Cocaine Narwhal emerges from the icy depths to help the Katharsis II reach Flat Earth speeds that break physics with an unmedicated caffeine addiction.
FRONT: Unfornicated logo, like a middle finger made of receipts. You don’t need a tinfoil hat when you’re armed with citations and spite.
Right Sleeve:
The Unfornicated icon — watching silently like a government agent who’s not mad… just deeply disappointed you thought HAARP controlled the weather.
GET TUSKED.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cocaine Narwhal Meme — Limited Edition Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
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