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Conspiracy Trap Women's Tee

$45.48 NZD

Step into the truth trap with style. This Conspiracy Trap tee lays it out plain: that rabbit hole wasn’t enlightenment, it was a mousetrap baited with a YouTube link and a smug “do your own research.”

Featuring bold vintage graphics on a premium soft tee, this shirt is perfect for skeptics, debunkers, and anyone who’s ever facepalmed at someone’s “independent research” sourced from a 144p video and a Reddit thread.

  • Back: The CONSPIRACY TRAP says what we’ve all screamed internally: “DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH” is just foreplay for being clickbaited into ignorance
  • Front: That clean, unapologetic Unfornicated logo, because you don’t need a tinfoil hat when you’ve got receipts. 
  • Right Sleeve: The Unfornicated icon watching silently like a disappointed NSA agent monitoring your cousin’s 3 a.m. conspiracy binge.

This isn't just a shirt. It's a walking rebuttal. A wearable eyeroll. A cotton-coated middle finger to pseudoscience and Dunning-Kruger delusions.

Buy it. Wear it. Let the trapped do their own research—into how you just made truth look badass.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Conspiracy Trap Women's Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements listed here. There may be a slight variation in product dimensions of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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