Conspiracy Trap Hoodie
Some traps are warm. This one’s fleece-lined.
The CONSPIRACY TRAP hoodie wraps you in comfort while calling out every basement PhD who thinks watching a 12-minute video makes them an epidemiologist. It’s warm, it’s bold, and it’s pissed off—just like you.
- Back: The mousetrap’s set: “DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH” and that juicy red YouTube bait, because nothing screams enlightenment like falling for a thumbnail that says “WAKE UP SHEEPLE.”
- Front: The Unfornicated logo, displayed proudly over your chest, like a badge of cognitive immunity.
This isn’t just your new favorite hoodie.
It’s a tactical warm-layer rebuttal.
A snuggly middle finger to algorithm-fed delusion.
A fleece-cloaked fact dropper.
Specs:
Soft AF interior, hard AF message
Classic unisex fit for truth-warriors of all genders
Built for cool nights and hot takes
Designed to survive washing, raging, and doomscrolling
Slip it on.
Shut it down.
And let the conspiracy theorists know: winter isn’t the only thing coming.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Conspiracy Trap Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|