Unfornicated Caffeine Cannon
Tired of your morning brew being tainted by the bitter aftertaste of misinformation? Do you yearn for a vessel that not only holds your precious caffeine but also boldly proclaims your immunity to Socially Transmitted Disinformation (STDs)? Well, look no further!
Feast your eyes on the "Unfornicated" mug, the only cup guaranteed to protect you from the insidious spread of conspiracy theories and science denial. Featuring the iconic "Unfornicated" logo – a symbol of unwavering skepticism and a healthy dose of sarcastic mockery – this mug is your first line of defense against the daily onslaught of internet nonsense.
Features:
- Science-Approved Sarcasm: Each sip is infused with the spirit of debunking, ensuring your brain remains gloriously STD-free.
- Conspiracy-Repellent Ceramic: Crafted from high-quality, delusion-resistant material, this mug repels flat-earth theories, anti-vaxxer rants, and lizard people propaganda with equal efficiency.
- Generous Capacity: Holds enough caffeinated truth serum to power you through even the most absurd online debates.
- Conversation Starter (or End-er): Watch as conspiracy theorists recoil in horror, while fellow truth-seekers nod in knowing approval.
- Dishwasher Safe (Because We Know You're Too Busy Debunking to Handwash): Spend your valuable time saving the world from ignorance, not scrubbing coffee stains.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to this mug may result in an increased tolerance for sarcasm and a decreased tolerance for stupidity. Use responsibly.
More details
- NOT microwave or dishwasher safe
- Ceramic
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ × 3.35″ (9.8 cm × 8.5 cm)
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ × 3.35″ (12 cm × 8.5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.