Redacted for Her Pleasure Hoodie
Ever wonder what happens when truth meets censorship and decides to throw hands? Straight outta the FOIA vault and slapped onto your back: The Unfornicated Files t-shirt is your official uniform in the war against weaponized ignorance.
Wearing this means you’ve done the research, survived the comment section, and carry more receipts than a conspiracy theorist after an Amazon binge.
This isn’t just a design. It’s a classified middle finger to nonsense.
- BACK: A full-blown, faux–government redacted document with only the essentials exposed: “THE UNFORNICATED FILES DECLASSIFIED.” Because if the truth hurts, this shirt’s a war crime. Remind everyone, you came for facts. You stayed for the burns.
- FRONT: The clean, iconic Unfornicated logo—a subtle nod that you're not here to debate feelings. You’re here to vaporize misinformation with surgical-grade sarcasm and receipts.
- RIGHT SLEEVE: The Unfornicated icon, silently judging like a surveillance satellite locked onto your 3 a.m. conspiracy rabbit hole. Watching. Disappointed. Not surprised.
You ever walk into a room and feel like the smartest person and the biggest threat? Good. This shirt is for you.
More details
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.