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Redacted for Her Pleasure Relaxed T-Shirt

$27.00

Ever wonder what happens when truth meets censorship and decides to throw hands? Straight outta the FOIA vault and slapped onto your back: The Unfornicated Files t-shirt is your official uniform in the war against weaponized ignorance.

Wearing this means you’ve done the research, survived the comment section, and carry more receipts than a conspiracy theorist after an Amazon binge.

This isn’t just a design. It’s a classified middle finger to nonsense. 

  • BACK: A full-blown, faux–government redacted document with only the essentials exposed: “THE UNFORNICATED FILES DECLASSIFIED.” Because if the truth hurts, this shirt’s a war crime. Remind everyone, you came for facts. You stayed for the burns.
  • FRONT: The clean, iconic Unfornicated logo—a subtle nod that you're not here to debate feelings. You’re here to vaporize misinformation with surgical-grade sarcasm and receipts.
  • RIGHT SLEEVE: The Unfornicated icon, silently judging like a surveillance satellite locked onto your 3 a.m. conspiracy rabbit hole. Watching. Disappointed. Not surprised.

You ever walk into a room and feel like the smartest person and the biggest threat? Good. This shirt is for you.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.

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