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Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit Relaxed Tee

$27.00

If you're tired of theories that require more leaps than logic, it’s time to sharpen your wardrobe with the Occam’s Razor tee — the official uniform of people who prefer evidence over internet tantrums.

- Back: Features a bold, vintage-style straight razor cutting through the cosmic fog of nonsense, surrounded by radiant lines of clarity. Text reads: “Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit.” Because sometimes the simplest explanation is just that your cousin’s Facebook post is full of crap.

- Front Chest: The iconic Unfornicated logo — because you didn’t just wake up; you chose violence... against misinformation.

- Right Sleeve: Branded with the Unfornicated icon. Like a tattoo for your critical thinking muscle.

This shirt is perfect for skeptics, scientists, educators, and sarcastic realists who’d rather wield logic like a blade than play footsie with fringe theories. Whether you’re debating online or just silently judging at the grocery store, this tee makes your position clear: If it doesn’t pass the Razor, it’s probably just B.S.

Don’t just debunk it. Dismember it with Occam’s Razor.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit Relaxed Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.

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