Unfornicated Pint Glass
For when you need a cold drink after a hot debunk.
Whether you're toasting to scientific literacy or washing down the taste of your cousin’s latest Facebook rant, this pint glass is the perfect vessel for those who believe in truth, evidence, and a stiff drink after battling stupid.
Etched with the bold Unfornicated logo — because why whisper logic when you can pour it loudly — this glass is ideal for skeptics, fact-checkers, and anyone who’s ever needed alcohol after hearing the words “research it yourself.”
Perfect for:
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Post-debate hydration
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Celebrating another conspiracy slain
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Serving your tears… or theirs
Capacity: 16oz of truth, chilled.
Material: Lead-free glass. Microwave safe? No. Conspiracy-proof? Absolutely.
Warning: May cause spontaneous mic drops.
Raise it high. Sip it proud. Stay Unfornicated.
More details
- 100% glass
- 16 oz (473 ml)
- Height: 5.87″ (15 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.5″ (9 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.37" (6 cm)
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe Meets the lead, cadmium and heavy metal level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 16 oz (473 ml)
- Height: 5.87″ (15 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.5″ (9 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.37" (6 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.