The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED Fitted Tee
Unseal the truth and wear it loud. The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED tee puts conspiracy clowns and historical whitewashers on notice.
= Back Design: the bold, classified dossier-inspired graphic that says, “Yeah, we read the footnotes… and we brought receipts.”
- Front Design: the signature Unfornicated logo — a battle flag for critical thinkers.
Right Sleeve: the Unfornicated icon, because even your side profile deserves some defiant swagger.
Perfect for livestream lurkers, debunking warriors, and everyone who knows satire is the sharpest weapon in the war on disinformation.
This item has been DECLASSIFIED for public release. But you already knew that.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Black Heather Triblend is 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED Fitted Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
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