Dunning-Kruger National Park Women's Tee
Experience the View from the Summit of Ignorance!
Welcome to the only national park where trail guides are banned, maps are considered propaganda, and every hiker thinks they discovered gravity last week.
This retro-vintage tee immortalizes the majestic journey of the confidently ignorant as they bravely scale the heights of arrogance with zero gear, zero expertise, and an overstuffed backpack full of confirmation bias.
Behind them? Years of scientific consensus.
Ahead? A YouTube comment section and a podcast recorded in someone’s garage.
Their motto? “I don’t need facts — I have feelings.”
Whether you're a veteran of online debates or just enjoy watching flat earthers argue with pilots, this shirt signals that you see through the nonsense — and you brought snacks.
Perfect for:
- Skeptics who’ve rage-scrolled through Reddit
- Teachers with permanent facepalm injuries
- Scientists who drink before opening Facebook
- Anyone who’s ever muttered “Jesus take the algorithm…”
With its National Parks poster aesthetic and a clean, sarcastic burn baked into every stitch, this tee makes one thing clear:
Some people hike Mount Stupid…
You built the damn gift shop.
Printed on high-quality fabric soft enough to soothe even the most bruised ego, this shirt is a badge of honor—or warning sign—for your next adventure into the wilds of misinformation.
Warning: May attract unsolicited debates.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dunning-Kruger National Park Women's Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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