Mental Gymnastics Champion Comfort Tee
Flex your sarcasm harder than a Flat Earther's logic circuit with the Mental Gymnastics Champion tee — a premium cotton slap in the face to pseudoscience, denialism, and Olympic-level intellectual contortions.
- Back: Features the satirical “Mental Gymnastics: Olympic Sport for Conspiracy Theorists” design — complete with a headplanted gymnast face-first into delusion, mounted proudly above the parody Olympic rings.
- Front Chest: The bold Unfornicated logo. Because unf*cking yourself is a lifestyle, not a phase.
- Right Sleeve: The Unfornicated icon — stamped like a badge of cognitive immunity.
Perfect for content creators, skeptics, educators, or anyone allergic to B.S. and bad takes. Whether you’re at a rally, classroom, pub, or just doom-scrolling through the next “5G activates nanobots” TikTok, this shirt says what you’re thinking — loudly and unapologetically.
Wear it. Share it. Mentally outmaneuver the misinformed.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Mental Gymnastics Champion Comfort Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|