Conspiracy Trap Fitted Tee
Step into the truth trap with style. This Conspiracy Trap tee lays it out plain: that rabbit hole wasn’t enlightenment, it was a mousetrap baited with a YouTube link and a smug “do your own research.”
Featuring bold vintage graphics on a premium soft tee, this shirt is perfect for skeptics, debunkers, and anyone who’s ever facepalmed at someone’s “independent research” sourced from a 144p video and a Reddit thread.
Back: The CONSPIRACY TRAP says what we’ve all screamed internally: “DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH” is just foreplay for being clickbaited into ignorance
Front: That clean, unapologetic Unfornicated logo, because you don’t need a tinfoil hat when you’ve got receipts.
Right Sleeve: The Unfornicated icon watching silently like a disappointed NSA agent monitoring your cousin’s 3 a.m. conspiracy binge.
This isn't just a shirt. It's a walking rebuttal. A wearable eyeroll. A cotton-coated middle finger to pseudoscience and Dunning-Kruger delusions.
Buy it. Wear it. Let the trapped do their own research—into how you just made truth look badass.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Black Heather Triblend is 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Conspiracy Trap Fitted Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
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