The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED Women's Tee

¥3,984 JPY

Unseal the truth and wear it loud. The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED tee puts conspiracy clowns and historical whitewashers on notice.

  • Back Design: the bold, classified dossier-inspired graphic that says, “Yeah, we read the footnotes… and we brought receipts.”
  • Front Design: the signature Unfornicated logo — a battle flag for critical thinkers.
  • Right Sleeve: the Unfornicated icon, because even your side profile deserves some defiant swagger.

Perfect for livestream lurkers, debunking warriors, and everyone who knows satire is the sharpest weapon in the war on disinformation.

This item has been DECLASSIFIED for public release. But you already knew that.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.