Mental Gymnastics Champion Fitted Tee
Flex your sarcasm harder than a Flat Earther's logic circuit with the Mental Gymnastics Champion tee — a premium cotton slap in the face to pseudoscience, denialism, and Olympic-level intellectual contortions.
- Back: Features the satirical “Mental Gymnastics: Olympic Sport for Conspiracy Theorists” design — complete with a headplanted gymnast face-first into delusion, mounted proudly above the parody Olympic rings.
- Front Chest: The bold Unfornicated logo. Because unf*cking yourself is a lifestyle, not a phase.
- Right Sleeve: The Unfornicated icon — stamped like a badge of cognitive immunity.
Perfect for content creators, skeptics, educators, or anyone allergic to B.S. and bad takes. Whether you’re at a rally, classroom, pub, or just doom-scrolling through the next “5G activates nanobots” TikTok, this shirt says what you’re thinking — loudly and unapologetically.
Wear it. Share it. Mentally outmaneuver the misinformed.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Black Heather Triblend is 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Mental Gymnastics Champion Fitted Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16
|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
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