Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit Fitted Tee
If you're tired of theories that require more leaps than logic, it’s time to sharpen your wardrobe with the Occam’s Razor tee — the official uniform of people who prefer evidence over internet tantrums.
- Back: Features a bold, vintage-style straight razor cutting through the cosmic fog of nonsense, surrounded by radiant lines of clarity. Text reads: “Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit.” Because sometimes the simplest explanation is just that your cousin’s Facebook post is full of crap.
- Front Chest: The iconic Unfornicated logo — because you didn’t just wake up; you chose violence... against misinformation.
- Right Sleeve: Branded with the Unfornicated icon. Like a tattoo for your critical thinking muscle.
This shirt is perfect for skeptics, scientists, educators, and sarcastic realists who’d rather wield logic like a blade than play footsie with fringe theories. Whether you’re debating online or just silently judging at the grocery store, this tee makes your position clear: If it doesn’t pass the Razor, it’s probably just B.S.
Don’t just debunk it. Dismember it with Occam’s Razor.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Black Heather Triblend is 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit Fitted Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
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