Unfornicated On The Rocks
ruth. On the rocks. No chaser.
For those moments when the misinformation is flowing and your patience isn’t, this is the glass you reach for.
The Unfornicated Rocks Glass is forged for thinkers who know that facts hit harder when served with ice. Whether you’re sipping bourbon while dismantling pseudoscience, or just need something sturdy to clink after a fresh debunk, this heavy-bottomed glass does the job, and looks damn good doing it.
Features:
- Unfornicated logo, front and center
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Weighted for stability, unlike conspiracy theories
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Holds 10 oz of liquid logic
Pairs well with:
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A solid rebuttal
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A midnight deep dive on social media
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Watching someone Google “flat Earth proof” for the first time
When the day ends, and the stupidity hasn’t… pour something strong, stare into the abyss of nonsense, and take a sip from the side that still believes in evidence.
Unfornicated. Distilled clarity in every glass.
More details
This classic rocks glass is ideal for enjoying whiskey neat or serving a stylish cocktail. Its timeless design suits any setting, from casual to sophisticated
- Glass material
- 10.5 oz (311 ml)
- Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
- Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: unfornicated-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Meets the phthalates, heavy metals, and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
- Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
- Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.